Have you ever feared that inside your clothes dryer there was a mean monster eating random socks of yours? Well, I am here to tell you that this is a very valid fear!! The Sock Monster is real! My socks keep disappearing in the laundry, and I don't know what to do! Questions have been flooding my mind, Where do they go? What happens to them? Why do they never return? All of my questions point to one obvious answer. The Sock Monster. Watch out socks. He is waiting.